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  There was no doubt about the loss I have mentioned; all could see that page 13 was not there. In vain a second handling of every sheet, the one so numbered was not to be found. Page 14 met the eye on the top of the pile, and page 12 finished it off at the bottom, but no page 13 in between, or anywhere else. Where had it vanished, and through whose agency had this misadventure occurred? No one could say...                                                           --  from "Missing: Page Thirteen," Anna Katherine Green

I'm fifty thousand times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer. It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.      -- Marvin the Paranoid Android in Douglas Adams' The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy